It was only tear gas......

Yes, they do have keys to my car. And yes, they have joy rides in it. Yes, they quote unquote own me. Yes, I have slightly teared up for forty five minutes in my car. No they have no qualms with killing me. Yes, I have written celebrities. Business leaders. Human rights organizations. NBC. CBS. ABC. Yes my blog will eventually go viral. Stop trying to kill me FBI and CIA. I don't deserve it. You may read the akashic records again to see where you owe me. It'll be time to let me blessed sooner rather than later.